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Do Not Disturb, it’s study time.

Exams are over today, let’s party full night!

Dear exam please be nice thanks!

I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.

An examination is when one question “when will you be free?”  You are looking on calendar instead of clock.

Life is the most difficult exam. Many people fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.

Exams let me know how much I can fight in my sleep.

Exams are over I have my life back!

Hey Google, why don`t you sit next to me during my exam?

Newton’s Exam Law: Performances of boys in the exam decreases when the number of girls in the exam hall increases!

Dear Google, why don’t you sit next to me through my exam?

I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.

Exams coming tension coming, exams finished tension finished.

Teachers call it copying, we call it teamwork!

Exam: My Study period = 15 minutes!  My break time = 3 hours!

Get one bad grade, drops your GPA like the freaking economy.

Exam is over = oh yeah! Result comes = oh shit -_-Do not disturb, my last exam will be tomorrow. Good luck for me!

What happens in an exam: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck!

Everything was going perfect, then the exam comes.

Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.

No Whatsapp exam time now!

How to solve maths: (1) Write down the problem. (2) Cry.

I’m the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study.

The examined life is no picnic.

Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

A thermometer is not the only thing that gets a ‘degree’ without having a ‘brain’!

Our education system doesn’t teach us team work, when we solve our tests in collaboration with others; they call it copying….Foolish people!

I know I am something because god doesn’t create garbage.

Exams are coming!

I wish I could fit a memory card into my brain for exams.

Don’t spend all night studying, because you will sleep through exam.

Science does not know its debt to imagination.

You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam. Sharing is caring.

Exam, please be nice. Sincerely, from my heart!

I am not failed……My success is just postponed.

Tomorrow is my Exam; however, I do not care as a result of one sheet of paper cannot decide my future.

Don’t stress, do your best, forget the rest.

The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance.

Exams on! Life off!

Why is it so easy to fail but so hard to succeed?

Exam…? An exam is the only means to know something round the subject you were taught!

One day before the exam I become the most religious person in this World!

The more study you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Law of studentology: Book continues to be in the state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless exams are appeared!

The road to success is always under construction.

Study mode on!

Grades don’t measure intelligence and age doesn’t define maturity.

Exam Planning: Plan “A” – Full syllabus; Plan “B” – Important Chapters; Plan “C” – Pray.

Keep calm and destroy final exams.

Pen, Pencil! Ruler, Eraser and Sharpener! Ready for the last finale! It’s over, Great! the life seems good, the life seems good!

I hate studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

Do not disturb brilliant minds at work!

Lovely days in my life – Childhood days! Horrible days in my life – Only exam days!

Student who changes the course of history is now probably taking exam.

Not everyone who takes extra paper during exams write extra sense.

Success in exam…? All depends on the second letter.

This person is suffering from exam!  Please pray for him!

Student + dying = Studying.

Relationship with books is complicated.

Sometimes I think to write lot at the end of every answer in exams!

I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.

Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.

In school we learn the lessons before we take the test; in life we take the test before we learn the lesson.

Happiness is having finished all of your exams.

Keep peaceful and fight for the final exam!

Exams are like Girl friends.  (1) Too Many Questions. (2) Difficult to Understand. (3) More Explanation is Needed. (4) Result is always FAIL!

Examinations…? – The only way to know something at least for a few days.

Night before exams is like a night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle.

Do not disturb it is exam time!

Prince is busy because it’s exam time! Don’t disturb

Question: Name the nation we all hate? Answer : Exam-ination!

My school cares more about the uniform then about my education!

I know I am more clever than my marks. so bullshit to Exams.

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power!

Performance of boys in the exam decreases when the number of girls in the exam hall increases.

Exam Study: The act of texting and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Hey friends I am switching off my cell due to exams.  Please contact me after 15 minutes!

I am in a relationship with studies, and its exam time!

No chatting, study only.

Dedicated geniuses at work please don’t disturb?

Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I  am tired of solving them for you.

Ssshhhh… Silent don’t disturb exam time.

Why we sometimes write “Etc” in Exams? – Because, It Means. . . . E (End of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity) !

The only people who never fail are those who never try.

The human brain is amazing every time it works fine and stop only when exams come!

If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world!

All I can say “damn” the exam!

The user is busy in exam!No exam in the world can test you, because you are too cool for it.

The more study you did for the particular exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?

In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information.

Sometimes, we finish the exam and sometimes, the exam finishes us.

80% of the exam is always based on one lecture that you missed and one topic that you didn’t prepare.